Life and Lemons

The leak on the roof injured me.

I was mopping the water leaking from the roof, then, genius that I am, I stood up and banged my hip against the counter. The result is provided, thus: Please tell me that will fade same time as the…

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OME.

I’m so excited. I’m even considering Team Jacob. Until I came upon picture thus provided below. November 20. Don’t forget. P.S. I wish the dreams would shut up. They’re disrupting my sleep-debt repayment scheme.…

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I’m trying not to be a bitch about it.

anyone who’s enjoying the turtle-like crawl along commonwealth avenue these past few days, hands up please, and you are free to comdemn me. i’ve been trying really really hard to be sympathetic about their mourning process, but it’s not…