Jay E. Tria
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Jay E. Tria

  • Music Dance and Lyrics

    For drunken karaoke – Here Comes Your Man

    outside there’s a box car waiting outside the family store out by the fire breathing outside we wait ’til face turns blue i know the nervous walking i know the dirty beard hangs out by the box car waiting take me away to nowhere plains there is a wait so long (So Long, So Long) you’ll never wait so long here comes your man here comes your man here comes your man big shake on the box car moving big shake to the land that’s falling down is a wind makes a palm stop blowing a big, big stone fall…

  • Life and Lemons

    When life gives you lemons, dance like a white boy.

    Plan A has officially been killed. I particularly thought the reason was BS, and that the tiny boss head honcho woman didn’t like me at first up-down sweeping glance, but okay, I’m done being pissed and bitter. Okay. I’m done NOW. As the cliche (and about 5 people) tells me, when a window opens, the silver lining breaks the shit pile. Or something to that effect. Haha, I’m trying to be funny, but I think I’m just coming out ironic. So now, the life plan is: Try for another department? Try for another company? What about MBA? Go for UP…

  • Life and Lemons

    The beginnings of transitivity.

    Beth has been crushing on Paul for the longest time. Paul has a new wife and said wife is expecting. Jill is Beth’s friend. She used to think the scenario is quite funny. Paul starts talking to Jill through IM on a daily basis. He tells her he has a crush on her and is all sweet and shit. Sally is Beth and Jill and Paul’s friend. She tells Jill Paul is sweet by nature. Since Jill is an idiot, she now has a crush on Paul too. Sally thinks the situation is hilarious. Jill thinks the situation is shitty.…