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Oblation to me: ‘Welcome home, you nerd’

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Going back to UP always takes me back to how I once was as an Iskolar ng Bayan–poor, clueless, eager, but a little bit lost and a little bit happier. I am not a millionaire just yet (give me, like 20 years and a good stock tip), but I do believe there is enough productive disparity between the early 20s, stick-thinner me and the present, near-ideal-weight late 20s me. I have seen things, man, and learned things from this ‘real’ world that gives you no shelter from shit. I am enjoying growing up for the most part–if that is what you call this. And I wouldn’t have been so equipped if I spent my last 4 years of education in any other place other than the sprawling fields of UP Diliman – home of non-toxic isaw and fish balls, articulate jeepney drivers and stall vendors, the lingering smell of powder ink and photocopy machine toner, and a good heap of professors who sincerely care about your 360 degree education.

It’s just nice to go back and look back every once in a while, to the days and place when chasing that 1.0 and staging that movie rerun was the biggest deal in the world. Oblation to me: ‘Welcome home, you nerd’.

#collegetimewarp #bestyearsofmylife

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Two Chips and a Drunk Wife

Director and animator Adam Patch captures the creative magic that happens when you down an entire bottle of wine. His wife does exactly that, then proceeds to tell this awesome PG joke about two chips who are NOT friends. Hit play below and be happy.

 

Credits to hellogiggles.com

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Diaries of a New Cat Lady

Yeoja Cat getting some love.

Yeoja Cat getting some love.

I’m one of the last people anyone would guess as an animal person, probably given my iffy disposition towards human children (I think they can be cute but it is also extremely annoying when they fake cry to get that milk bottle or to be picked up by their mommas. We don’t have to talk about this). As it is, I apparently have a soft spot for cats, developed because of the beautiful lurking felines that circle my legs when I cross the garage, and my youngest sister’s no-shame, long-term-relationship type love for our adopted pets.

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Love in the Time of Diaspora

ofw

Since the day my elementary mind started absorbing a few truths of the world, I have been taught that the Filipino overseas worker is the new breed of hero. Bagong bayani, they were called. It mattered to me because my father was one of those modern heroes, and because of it we became one of those modern absentee-parent families. It was the in thing, and 20 years later it has evolved to more than that. The trend was fortified not only into a social norm, but into a significant economic driver. The news now says nothing else but that the Philippines is the new darling of Asia, posting historic high growths while the first world giants are folding, fueled largely by OFW remittances. 20 years later and my father is still the new breed of hero.

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Quotable Quotes from my Charming Professor

Student: Sir, question!

Professor: Are you sure that’s a question you cannot answer yourself?

Student: asks question

Professor: What do you think? I feel that the answer is obvious, so I am throwing it back to you.

Professor: The outcome now is either pass or fail. If you are going to fail, might as well fail fighting!

Professor after student presents his slides for consultation: I won’t tell you the answer. This is the kind of student work that annoys me. Sorry.

Ah the perils of learning. I’m sure these will all be funny in the future. For now, the man impresses and scares me in equal measure.

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I AM Always Productive

Something productive with borrowed contact lenses.

Something productive with borrowed contact lenses.

It just depends on the kind of product I come up with.

Today, my products were: a level B stress work day, reading more New Girl “Tinfinity” reviews, panic-downloading 26 more STRAMA worksheets, and panic-writing a survey. All in all a good Thursday if I say so myself.

#TGIFinoneminute!