Friend: How do you eat an elephant?
Me: On a taco? (direct quote, Robby to Schmidt on New Girl)
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My dreams must be directed by Tim Burton or similar.
Does anyone else have dreams that play like a Tim Burton movie stream? No? Only me? Okay.
After a long thinking day, I declared laptop lights off at past 1am, closed my half-closed eyes and started my prayers, and drifted straight into a scary dream where someone I can’t see was tugging at my left shoulder. I pulled myself out and sank into another similar nightmare. And on it went for what felt like an hour at least, like channel surfing through cable TV that only had horror selections.
Ah the many ways that stress can haunt you (pun cornily intended).
Photo credits here.
Do you have days when the pain you feel transcends that crunching pain on your right shoulder from lugging around your heavy bag? Days when the headache is beyond the pounding drums that are your temples? If yes, thank you for relating. The Chinese horoscope explains this cloudy feeling through the supposed fate of a Wooden Ox like me in the Year of the Water Snake. You will face many challenges in the beginning of the year. Be patient. To you Horoscope, I stake one claim: at least in one aspect of my life, I can tell you I have earned several awards in the virtue of patience.
I say, mind setting is the new “virtue” to learn. The calendar ends earlier, in June or July. The mind set is to hold on until then.
#changeiscoming #agingfaster #stressrelease
My name is Siwon, because I am handsome, strapping and kinda slutty.
Hobbies include meowing for food and rubbing my wet nose against your leg.
Topic of the conversation: cats and their rights to veterinary care and ligation whenever applicable.
Sister inserts: What is euthanasia?
#facepalm #deathglare #heartofstone
STRAMA fight mode looks like this, only with a laptop and several forms of junk food.
1. Coffee doesn’t keep you up. Panic does. Coffee only makes you pee a lot.
2. Cereal isn’t as fun to munch when it is old and less crunchy.
3. A half eaten bag of Clover chips can only do so much.
4. If I keep this up, I will most likely gain 5 pounds around my hips and 5 pound on each eye bag. Good times, good times.
*Thank you for the apt animation. It comprehensively captured the look and feeling.
Watch the videos below if you:
1. Love cats
2. Love tubby cats
3. Want to know the lengths tubby cats would got to fit inside a box
4. Just really need a dose of free happiness in your life as Sunday night dies into another busy Monday. I know I do 🙂
If you said yes to any of the above, I am pleased to introduce to you, Maru the cat and her boxes.
Heartfelt credits go to the owner of the cat and the videos.
